Quick Fix Sa LuzValdez na Beauty

Mukha ka bang buraot?
Bakla, no problem!
Eto oh, pulang lipstick.

Kaya Nga Nde Ako Nakikipaglaro Sa Iba eh!

Kung gusto ko ng hairclip
Bibili ako.
Ayoko nyan, no thank you!

(Back-to-back HAInaKU post, I just need to let this out.)

I don't want to say I told you so but...

Fifteen minutes of pure bliss
Hundred bucks a kiss
Hope the gash is worth it miss.

Scrambled Eggs (Sabi Mo Masarap Ang Itlog Mo)

You did tell me yesterday
You'd give me some eggs
But you didn't tell me they're cracked.

Honey Di Ba May Pasok Ka Pa?

Mabilis mong isubo,
Dilaan mo pa.
Konting higop lang, tapos.